Time

It's all about time......how much time do you have left......no time like the present to take the time.....time flies........the time is ripe........make the time......time is fleeting......keep track of time....mind the time....waste some time....just in time.....have the time of your life.....all in good time....call time.....time out...... on borrowed time.....it's high time.....time is money.......when the time is right..... Right place, wrong time.....Two time....keep time.......buy time......the sands of time....bide your time......the big time.......full time, part time.......time and a half.....time off......doing time....time served.......ahead of the times......behind the times......long time, no see.....start the timer....as time goes by......your timing is impeccable.......time will tell.....time marches on.....time comes to a standstill.......once upon a time.......prime time........a stitch in time........time heals all wounds.......hard time......kill time......call time.....crunch time.......on company time.....the test of time.....time is money.....spare time.......downtime....times running.....timeless......one day at a time......lost track of time......pass the time........it's high time......for the time being......time on your hands......in a timely manner.....take your time....time is on your side.......timing is everything....what time is it?.....be on time.......ain't nobody got time for that.....spare time.....a question of time......in the nick of time.....from time to time....and time and time again.....time flies.......watch the time.....pressed for time....a race against time....no time to lose......keep time.....overtime......before your time......out of time........times up....too much time on my hands ~©MCM 2014

My personal collection of statuses, tweets and one-liners

• You're not yourself today...I noticed the improvement immediately!!

•  Blessed are the young, For they shall inherit the National debt.
  
• Two secrets to keep your marriage happy.. When you’re wrong, admit it, and, when you’re right, shut up.
  
• “Just kidding!”- Most popular lie in the world
   
• Me? Ignorant? I don’t know the meaning of the word!
   
•  Appreciate what you have before it becomes what you had.
   
• Power’s out at the mall. I’m stuck on the escalator. Send help! Sent from my SmartPhone
   
•  The only solution to a problem is to find the source and Kill it.
   
• It’s easy to believe someone when they tell you EXACTLY what you want to hear.
   
• there's a difference between smelling good and smelling like you marinated yourself in perfume.
   
• There’s always that one special person that no matter what they’ve done to you, you just can’t let them go.
   
• The number one lie in the whole world is...i swear I will love you forever..
    
• Don't you wish common sense would make a big comeback.
   
• "Because" - the number 1 most hated answer to any question
   
•  In a perfect world you'd be able to mark people as spam in real life.
   
•  When you take an amazing picture you automatically think: “That will be my new profile picture”.
   
• my bubblegum flavor lasts longer than your relationships.
   
• I'm at the point today that I'm willing to pee my pants if that means I can go home early.
   
• My life will not be complete until I've walked away from an explosion in slow motion.
   
• .Paperclip: The staple for people with commitment issues.
   
• If anybody steals my identity, at least I'll know who to look for
   
• Pretending to be a functioning adult is exhausting.
   
• My mind and my body are starting to strongly disagree about how old I am.
   
• "Can I call you right back?" is how I end boring conversations.
   
• i hate sitting comfortably on the couch and then discocering that my phone is more than an arm's length away.
   
• This may take a few hours as there are stupid people everywhere!
   
• There are 7 billion people in this world, don't let one ruin your day.
   
• It's an awesome burden being the only person in America who understands how a four-way stop works.
   
• I trust you but that doesn't mean jealousy won't exist anymore.
   
• This "NORMAL" you speak of, doesn't sound fun at all.
   
• The Less people you deal with, the less problems you will have
   
• I haven't been this disspointed since that first day of 1st grade when I learned there was no more nap time.
   
• I just got a new high score at Dishwasher Tetris!
   
• Ladies: Don’t over exaggerate your make up. Your face is not a coloring book
   
• I hate when I don't forward a chain letter and the next day I die.
   
• you see a mouse trap, I see free cheese and a challenge.
   
• In dog beers, I’ve only had one.
   
• says what can I say? Life doesn't get much better than beer and pancakes after midnight :)
   
• Playing hard to get should stop when the relationship starts.
   
• So, if you believe in reincarnation, on your tombstone, instead of RIP, would it say BRB?
   
• Well if you have no intention of getting married, Reverend, it's not really Pre-Marital sex, is it?
   
• too bad Mr. Rogers isnt still alive to have facebook & do the games...then he really can be our neighbor
   
• If ‘real life’ was really that great, Facebook wouldn’t be so darn addictive.
   
• I’d like to leave you with one thought. But I’m not sure you have anywhere to put it.
   
• Women over 50 don’t have babies because we would put them down and then forget where we left them.
   
• I either get what I want or I change my mind.
   
• That was insensitive. I asked you to stop being stupid without considering how incredibly difficult that must be for you.
   
• Got pulled over today and cop said “papers”.. So I said scissors.. I WIN!!
   
• Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh and they'll all think your on drugs.
  
   
• Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer to the end ya get the faster it goes.
   
• I like mario. he's cool. he's all like " hello, I'm maaarrio, I'm a Italian plumber created by japanese people, who speaks English and looks like a Mexican."
   
• Dramatically slamming a book shut upon finishing it was way more satisfying than switching my Kindle off and gently placing it on the table.
   
• wants to jump in a cab and yell "follow that car!"
   
• I haven't shenaniganned in about six years. I've hooliganned, I've no-good-nicked, I've ne'er-done-well, just yesterday I found myself rabble-rousing... but yup, its time to Shenanagin again.
   
• Sorry hun but I'm not a doorknob where everyone gets a turn I'm more of a casino were only the lucky ones hit the jackpot
   
• Psychiatric labels are nice way of sugar coating the fact that some people are just plain a$$holes.
   
• I was working and suddenly I am on Facebook.
  
  
• Don't go knocking on the devil's door and expect him NOT to answer
   
• You better hope my wildest dreams don't come true.
   
• How many times of day can you worry about being pecked to death by a flock of seagulls before it finally comes true?
   
• so....now that the holidays is over....can I please go back to being an ungrateful b*stard????
   
• I looked fear straight in the eye and......it blinked
   
• Our lives are defined by opportunities, even the ones we miss.
   
• How come I always get the fortune cookie that likes to be a smart-ass?
•  I just saw a butterfly with a tramp tattooed on its back!!....
•  Diplomacy – the art of letting someone have your way.
• If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
•  If things get any worse, I’ll have to ask you to stop helping me.
•  If I want your opinion, I’ll ask you to fill out the necessary forms.
•  Don’t look back, they might be gaining on you.
•  It’s not hard to meet expenses, they’re everywhere.
•  Look out for #1. Don’t step in #2 either.
•  Budget: A method for going broke methodically.
• Car service: If it ain’t broke, we’ll break it.
• Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.
• Do witches run spell checkers?
•  I don't always think I'm right....but whenever I think I'm wrong I tend to be mistaken.
•  Cupid, let’s be serious… What do you have against me?
•  Chase down your passion like it's the last bus of the night
• was going to argue with you...but then I remembered I really didn't care
• doesn't have enough middle fingers for today.
• In life we all have an unspeakable secret, and irreversible regret, an unreachable dream, and an unforgettable love.